Ice the Stank. Rule the Freeze.
Subzero drops in like a cold snap—orange, pine, and citrus slamming stank into submission with no remorse. Think Little Trees Black Ice, that frosty king of cool, but roughed up and packed into a muslin bag built for battle. Handmade by one guy, stamped with JustStank grit, this ain’t no prissy freshener—it’s 30 days of icy, stank-killing power. Clip it, toss it, own it—your space gets a chill it won’t forget.
• Scent Vibe: Orange cuts sharp, pine hits hard, citrus freezes deep—like Black Ice with a badass twist. No soft scents here, just a glacial roar that locks down the air.
• Lasts Tough: 30 days of stank-crushing frost. One bag, and stench is iced out—no comeback, no mercy.
• Where It Rules: Truck cab thick with road funk, gym bag ripe from the grind, garage heavy with grease—Subzero storms in and buries it cold.
• How It Hits: Comes with a rugged metal clip—snap it to your visor, bag, or locker. Or chuck it loose and let it chill. Built mean, runs easy.
• Handmade Ice: Forged solo in Illinois, natural oils only—no chemical snowflake bullshit. Stamped with “Subzero” in a font that’s etched like frostbite.
• Why It’s JustStank: This isn’t about fancy—it’s about winning. 30 days of orange-pine-citrus muscle that turns stank into a popsicle and your space into a fortress of cool.
Subzero’s your arctic enforcer—a Black Ice-inspired frost with dirt on its boots, built to freeze stench dead wherever it lurks. From the cab to the closet, it’s a one-man, handmade hit that keeps your world sharp and stank-free. Grab it and drop the hammer on funk with a cold that cuts deep.
