The Stank Slayer Club

STOP DRIVING A STALE CAR. 🚫🌲

You spend thousands on your ride. Don't ruin the interior with a $2 yellow tree that smells like "Chemical Lemon" for 48 hours.

The Stank Slayer Club is the upgrade you’ve been waiting for. We engineered a High-Intensity air freshener that actually lasts, paired with heavy-duty hardware that looks like it belongs in your cab.

⚙️ HOW THE CLUB WORKS

1. THE TRIAL (Pay $6.99 Today)

We send you the complete Starter Kit. You get everything you need to mount, deploy, and test our High-Intensity scent beads. Shipping is on us.

2. THE RE-UP ($19.00 / Every 3 Months)

If you love it (and you will), we keep you fresh on autopilot. Every 90 days, you'll automatically receive the Quarterly Re-Up (3-Pack Refill) with scents of your choice for just $19.00.

• That’s 3 months of freshness for less than the price of a pizza.

• No commitment. Pause, skip, or cancel instantly from your phone.

📦 WHAT'S IN YOUR STARTER KIT?

• ✅ 1x High-Intensity Air Freshener: Hand-poured aroma beads that hit harder and last 4x longer than paper air fresheners.

• ✅ 1x Tactical Toggle Clip: Heavy-duty black bungee hardware. No more tying knots or flimsy strings.

• ✅ 1x The Stank Bible: Our official "Commandments" card to help you get maximum longevity from your beads.

• ✅ 1x Matte Black Fresh-Seal Pouch: Keeps your scent 100% potent until you open it.

👃 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT

• 🌲 Timbaaah!: Mahogany, Teakwood, & Musk. Smells like a lumberjack in a tuxedo. Deep, warm, and rugged.

• ❄️ Subzero: Fresh Pine & Icy Citrus. The wake-up call. Crisp, clean, and exhilarating.

• 🌊 Azure: Cedar, Lavender, & Marine. Smells like driving down the coast with the windows down.

• ❓ Mystery Bag: Staff Pick. Can't decide? Let us send you a high-intensity favorite from the vault.

🔒 THE NO-STANK GUARANTEE

We built this because we were tired of weak scents. If our air freshener doesn't outlast and overpower the competition, we will refund your trial. No questions asked.