Does Your Dad Stink?

Mine does too.

Yeah, I said it. Tyler here — the guy who started JustStank after realizing most dads (mine included) have a signature scent somewhere between “garage musk” and “old fast food wrapper.” I figured if we can’t stop Dad from being Dad, the least we can do is make him smell better while doing it.

So, the question stands: Does your dad stink? Don’t worry — I’m not calling him out (okay, maybe a little). I’m talking about that Dad funk — the one that lives in his truck, his office, or his sacred “man-cave.” It’s time to fix that.

Why Dad’s ride smells like “post-game victory”

Here’s how it happens:

  1. He leaves his coffee cup from Tuesday in the cupholder — it’s Saturday now.
  2. The gym bag becomes a “trunk accessory.”
  3. Fast food wrappers? “I’ll toss them tomorrow.”

Next thing you know, his vehicle smells like hard work and regret. That’s where we come in.

At JustStank, we make scents for men who smell like men — but prefer to smell like good ones.

Let’s talk scents (and solutions):

  • Azure — Cedar, Lavender & Asian Sandalwood. For the dad who still irons his jeans.
  • Subzero — Orange, Pine & Citrus. Crisp, cold, and cleaner than a fresh shave.
  • Timbaaah! — Mahogany & Wood. Smells like Dad built a deck and then cracked a beer on it.
  • Wave Rider — Bergamot & Citrus. For the beach dad who never quite left summer behind.

Whether you hang it in his truck or sneak one into his golf bag, these scents do one thing perfectly — replace funk with fresh.

Operation: De-Stank Dad

 

Here’s the playbook:

  • Retire that crusty little green tree. It’s seen things.
  • Hang a JustStank air freshener on his rearview mirror or under the seat.
  • Bonus move: swap scents every month to keep his nose guessing.

It’s that easy. No lectures, no fancy diffusers — just pure, unapologetic freshness.

The bottom line

Dads are awesome. They fix the sink, grill the burgers, and give questionable advice about oil changes. The least we can do? Make their space smell like victory, not vinegar.

So go ahead — gift him a JustStank. Because yes, your dad stinks.

Mine does too.

— Tyler

Founder, JustStank

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